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Driving Test

Think you got what it takes to be one of America’s 500 drivers? Then check out the Teen Wheels Driving Test! Print out your results and bring them to a local DMV to receive a real state license. Tell them Teen Wheels sent you to receive 3% off the price.*

*This has not worked for anyone yet.

1. What is the best way to describe someone who wears a seat belt all the time?

a. responsible

b. cool

c. weird

d. a “belt-bitch”

2. What does the color "red" mean in a traffic light?

a. You are entering a "red" zone

b. It doesn’t matter, who cares?

c. It has no meaning

d. Get funky

3. What is the best way to figure out how many people can fit inside your car?

a. Reference the index of your car’s official hand-guide

b. Through trial and error

c. Double the number of buttcheeks in your party and divide that by the number of total butts

d. There is no science to this as no one has figured out an exact formula

4. What does a stop sign look like?

a. It’s like a dark orangish color, and has letters on it

b. It’s hard to explain

c. You’ll know it when you see it

d. Has a brown, furry outer coating with antlers and a wet, sloppy snout ;)

5. What else can you put inside your gas tank to trick your car?

a. brown water

b. uranium

c. farts (because that is a form of gas)

d. old, thick oatmeal that’s stuck to the pot

6. What is the main cause for most car crashes?

a. Text messaging

b. In-car wrestling leagues

c. Retarded drivers

d. Too many roads that go right into each other

7. Why do you need to keep your car from smelling really bad?

a. Snakes will begin breeding inside

b. Cars automatically shut off when they know they’re not being cared for

c. A stinky car can lead people to believe you also have a stinky ass

d. It could put you over your 5-vomits-per-week limit

8. How many times can you crash your car before you die?

a. Once

b. Infinity. Cars are so safe now that it’s impossible to die in one

c. Whatever number you picked when you were a baby and were asked the same question

d. People are allowed up to 25 crashes per year

9. Is giving blowjobs an acceptable activity for inside a car?

a. It’s frowned upon, but O.K. with most normal men and women

b. Yeah, if you want to be cool

c. It’s unclear in most state legislation

d. Yes, unless you are driving with a father or brother

10. What would be a good reason to steal a car?

a. You really need one but don’t have the money

b. You follow your own set of laws called "Steve’s Order"

c. Over the past decade, you’ve been sucked into running errands for the mafia and were just assigned by your capo to steal a car

d. You’re getting back at the man who stole your wife and home

Thanks for taking the Teen Wheels Driving Test. Add up your score, and if it totals above 100 points then you’re legally allowed to drive. If it’s lower than 100, you may want to check with your doctor to see if everything’s O.K. Remember, there is no official point system.

And be sure to watch Teen Wheels every Monday before My Big Tit Wife!